Oscar fashion snark

[erbie]

What was UP with Tilda Swinton's dress? DO NOT WANT!

And why did Nicole Kidman wear that long necklace, when the shorter one alone would have been so much nicer? And she's a bit pale to pull off the black. Is that what I look like in all black? :-\

There was a lot of red and a lot of black. Don't usually see a lot of black on Oscar dresses.

But OMG, what was UP with Katherine Heigl's makeup? And she gave the award for makeup! Did they not look at her in the light?

LOVED Jessica Alba's dress. So pretty and flowy.

ETA: HOW could I forget about Jennifer Hudson's rack poor choice of stylists?

And I wish Ellen Page had had someone find her a nicer dress. That one was just blah.

Comments

[archaica.livejournal.com]

My friend said, "Why are Nicole Kidman's necklaces all over her boobs?"

Katherine Heigl and Cameron Diaz needed a re-do at the makeup trailer.

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

Aww, I though KH looked nice! But then again, I only saw one pic of her today, and it was from the side.

[erbie.livejournal.com]

She looked like she had too much bronzer on her forehead and cheeks. It was really weird looking. The pics from the red carpet look fine, but in the telecast, it looks really garish. I can't find any screencaps from the telecast to show you.

[erbie.livejournal.com]

Actually, on Go Fug Yourself you can kinda see it. it was much more pronounced in the stage lights when she was presenting though.

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

Oh jeez! Yeah, that's not a good makeup job! Wow.

(and, jeez, Renee Zellweger REALLY needs to gain weight.)

[merina.livejournal.com]

She looks like a big head on a stick. *sigh*

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

She really does. Ugh.

[merina.livejournal.com]

I've seen lots of stick-thin people who appear quite normal and healthy (and ARE quite normal and healthy). Poor Renee isn't one of them - at least in those photos. But that is the standard girls (and women) hold themselves too, and it is just really sad.

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

It's really pretty horrible.

[megaelim.livejournal.com]

Do you ever read Go Fug Yourself? Their take on Tilda Swinton's dress was rather amusing.

[erbie.livejournal.com]

Yes! And there's a great pic of Katherine Heigl's atrocious makeup on there as well.

[(Anonymous)]

Yes!

I must confess, that was the first place I looked when I felt like some Oscar dress viewing.