It's friends with the slug!

Dear work fridge cleaners:

You. Suck.

That was a full bottle of Martinelli's apple juice in that double bag with my creamer. I'm happy that you left the creamer, even in your zeal to throw away everything in the fridge, but the apple juice is actually more dear to me than the creamer. I had them in that double bag so that you'd see that they were together and leave them. I even had a nice labelmaker sticker on them so you'd know they were loved and wanted. Since you threw the bags away, my poor creamer was naked all weekend and this morning was used by several people, I surmise, and is now only half full. It was a brand new bottle on Friday and I had only used about a tablespoon of it. You see, those bags were there because we have creamer thieves on the floor and my poor creamer was hiding in there so that they couldn't get it.

But let's go back to the apple juice. I have a Dole bottle that I wash out and fill up at home with Martinelli's because it's so much better than any other apple juice. It's really expensive, about three times the price of other apple juice, but it's worth it. I use it to take my nasty-tasting herbs and it really masks the taste well, unlike the Dole kind. I had just refilled the bottle on Friday morning, so that was about a dollar's worth of apple juice you threw away, but it meant more to me than just money. Now I have to buy another Dole bottle and use it up before I can refill it with the good stuff.

Now I realize that there was a sign on the fridge saying that it would be cleaned out on Friday. However, that sign went up on Friday afternoon, not giving people much time to move their stuff if they don't visit the fridge very often. Also, you didn't throw out the cream cheese that was/is right below my creamer. You also didn't throw out various other things. So why did you open my bags that were tied in a knot, pull out the juice only, and toss it?

And did I mention that the vending machine next to that fridge is ALWAYS out of apple juice? Luckily, my sweet husband was able to find me some in another machine, so I didn't have to wander all over the building checking vending machines for apple juice.

I repeat: You suck!

No love,
Me

Boo!

I have recently been completely off chocolate, among other things, because my baby has reflux. I'm starting to add things back to see how she does, so I'm not stuck eating chicken breast and rice and squash for the rest of her nursing career. Twice in the last week I've decided that it was time to try chocolate. She has not reacted. Yay you say? Yeah, yay for her. But boo for me, because it's caused *my* reflux to act up both times. BOOOOOOO!

OMG, Miss COngeniality 2 is SO bad! It's scarily bad. Mind-numbingly bad!