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Dear my body,

Okay, enough. I'm seriously tired of this. I worked with you the last four days, I really did. I stayed in bed, I filled up trashcans with tissues, I shivered under the covers, I sneezed uncontrollably every five minutes, I tried not to mind the taste of my own blood from the coughing. But you have to cut me some slack. This eye-watering constantly thing is really pissing me off. It wouldn't be so bad if it didn't make me have to sneeze too. This is really excessive. I suggest you cut it out.

Love,
The person who lives in you

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Ahh, the perils of TiVo.

This is so true.