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h/t to [livejournal.com profile] chiller

Mildly NSFW if they object to a bit o' profanity. Best to use headphones. But do check it out when you get home if you don't check it out at work.

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From [livejournal.com profile] azzy23

You've probably already seen it, but it's so funny!

Paris responds to McCain's ad.
erbie: (wtf)
Penile nutrients

That's the subject header of my most recent spam. That just made me giggle.

What do you suppose penii need, nutritionally?
erbie: (smilecat2)
From Bitch, Ph.D.

Even more of the funny! I wonder how cameras were around to capture this.
erbie: (sphappy)
What happens when you combine Mentos and Diet Coke?

OMG the funny!

Oh, and don't try it on yourself!
erbie: (stewie)
419 scammer gets scammed. I was feeling sorry for the guy until I got to the last paragraph. Read it. It's good.
erbie: (Default)
On the way back from lunch, we stopped for Boba, which, if you don't know, is black tapioca balls in the drink of your choice. I got the wrong thing for [livejournal.com profile] llnaughty and he was whinging about it, so I said I'd take his too. Then I said "I'll have two Bobas. It'll be a Boba Fête".

Man, I'm embarassed just to type that! Heh.
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"Your butt and my butt caught in a vise-like grip of buttness."

So says [livejournal.com profile] llnaughty. Why? I don't know. I just report the facts.
erbie: (cassatt)
This morning on the way to her friend's house, I was talking to Bob about what we call each other. I said "What do you call me? Do you call me Mommy or Mama?" Silence. "Or both?" "Bofe", she said. Then I said "And what do I call you besides (Bob'srealname)?" "Bloobedy". "What? Bloobedy?" "And Firebooby!" "Firebooby? I don't call you Firebooby!" "Yes you do. You call me Firebooby."

Heh. Silly kid.
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I was just wrestling with [livejournal.com profile] llnaughty on the bed and Bob was in the living room. I had just pinned him, and she yells at the top of her lungs:

"Mommy, I want you to get off of Daddy!"

The windows are all wide open. I'm sure the neighbors loved that one.
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The other day, one of Bob's friend's parents asked us if he could drop off his daughter, Sam, so we could take her to school because he and his wife both had to be in early and they would have had to drop her off super early. Bob and Sam are very good friends.

So on the way to school, the two of them are in the back seat chatting away. Sam is about 5 months older than Bob, who jsut turned three. The conversation goes like this:

Bob: Mama, when I get older, can I drive your car?
Me: Yes, Honey.
Bob: And daddy's car?
Me: Yes, Baby.
Bob (to Sam): When I'm a grown up, I can drive my mommy's and my daddy's cars.
Sam: When I get older, I can drive my daddy's Volvo too.
Bob: When I'm an adult, I can drive your daddy's vulva too.
Sam: It's not a vulva, it's a Volvo.

heh.

Heheheheh

Sep. 8th, 2004 03:06 pm
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Check out the third picture.

Seems like a good selling point to me!
erbie: (me)
When we picked up Bob from preschool today, one of her teachers told me that during dance class today, Bob pointed to the dance teacher's tights and said "My Daddy has tights like that."

Heh.

Hehehehe

Mar. 5th, 2004 08:53 am
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Last night I had this very involved dream which involved me kissing Steve Page at a party, and him proposing to me. We had this weird sort of hippie/fairy wedding, the next morning, after everyone had slept in this big club. In the dream, I seemed to remember something about both of us being married, but in the course of the dream, it was irrelevant. I also was still on my diet, apparently, because I wouldn't eat wedding cake.

Oh, and I was also like 7 months pregnant. I wonder whose baby it was...

heh.
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Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.

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