It's friends with the slug!

From azzy23

You've probably already seen it, but it's so funny!

Paris responds to McCain's ad.

Penile nutrients

That's the subject header of my most recent spam. That just made me giggle.

What do you suppose penii need, nutritionally?

What happens when you combine Mentos and Diet Coke?

OMG the funny!

Oh, and don't try it on yourself!

The evolution of dance.

Funny stuff!

"Your butt and my butt caught in a vise-like grip of buttness."

So says llnaughty. Why? I don't know. I just report the facts.

This made me snarf my tea. Especially the before and after pics.

The other day, one of Bob's friend's parents asked us if he could drop off his daughter, Sam, so we could take her to school because he and his wife both had to be in early and they would have had to drop her off super early. Bob and Sam are very good friends.

So on the way to school, the two of them are in the back seat chatting away. Sam is about 5 months older than Bob, who jsut turned three. The conversation goes like this:

Bob: Mama, when I get older, can I drive your car?
Me: Yes, Honey.
Bob: And daddy's car?
Me: Yes, Baby.
Bob (to Sam): When I'm a grown up, I can drive my mommy's and my daddy's cars.
Sam: When I get older, I can drive my daddy's Volvo too.
Bob: When I'm an adult, I can drive your daddy's vulva too.
Sam: It's not a vulva, it's a Volvo.

heh.

When we picked up Bob from preschool today, one of her teachers told me that during dance class today, Bob pointed to the dance teacher's tights and said "My Daddy has tights like that."

Heh.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

Because those men already have boyfriends.