Goat's Rue = non-surgical boob job

[erbie]

I'm taking an herb called Goat's Rue to help with extracting enough milk from my breasts to feed my baby when I'm at work and she's at daycare. One of the things it's used for is to increase breast tissue in adoptive mothers so that they can nurse their adopted babies without their bodies having had the hormonal help of a pregnancy. I don't really care about the size increasing aspect. I'd rather mine weren't bigger, but I'm encouraged by the increase in output.

So, I've been noticing an increase in the chestal region the last week or so. llnaughty happened upon me the other day when I had just gotten out of the shower, did a double take, and then his eyes bugged out of his head, tongue lolled to the side like a bassett hound, eyes glazed over and just stood there, blocking my egress from the bathroom.

So now, I can't go around with no top on in the house because all three other members of my household stare longingly at my chest. Freaks!

Which is all to say: Boobies!

Comments

[llnaughty.livejournal.com]

noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[jandyle.livejournal.com]

Careful, erbie could start spiking your food with it. :)

[archaica.livejournal.com]

RUN, BOY! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

[amyura.livejournal.com]

I think I'll throw up now. Not sure why, but somehow a man lactating seems......wrong. It's like a man with a vagina or something.

[rolypolypony.livejournal.com]

As creepy as that is, it's more amazing. The human body is just incredible!