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[erbie]

You know you've been spending way too much time and effort on extracting milk from your boobs when...

...you dream that you went on a cruise (without your baby!) and realized after sailing that you forgot your pump. You then proceed to panic and run around the ship screaming about OMG THE PUMP I FORGOT MY PUMP! Your mother's boyfriend then magically appears at your first stop (Acapulco!) with your pump and you are forever grateful. Somehow, you got to Acapulco before your boobs got all 'splodey, which is nigh impossible, given the amount of time it takes to get there from where you started.

Heh.

(And now I must go extract, as merely talking about it makes me leak! Argh!

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[live-momma.livejournal.com]

When my oldest was a newborn, brushing my teeth before bed made me leak. This was very frustrating, because I generally brushed my teeth right after changing into my PJs. It's embarrassing how long it took me to finally remember to brush my teeth topless.